Oliver Wynn

Just told the waitress my eggs Benedict were eggcellent this morning. #dontThinkSheGotIt

To the mardy bloke in the hotel breakfast room: would you like me to top up the Piss in your tea this morning?

to those people who didnt make it to work this morning because of the snow you are fools. I made it from Leeds to Norwich in 3 hours np

just made my own wireless network in my hotel room using the hotel broadband

Mega! http://t.co/Mxr4PGRH

@rory_og when are we having another #ww (Wasted Wednesday)

@jamesdoz19 Living in Leeds kind of and working on a project in norwich at the moment

Ha RT @BBCTech Motorola makes Apple pull devices http://t.co/9FFVXRkc

Oh Fuck the train wont start #timeToGetACar

Just discovered what the top pocket on my suit is for, my ipod